People keep asking me what I wanna do for my birthday
So today I finally said, “Imma change the world on my birthday.”
They said, “how you gonna do that?”
I said, “Imma turn my phone off and watch things fall apart in hip hop music. You’re all welcome.”
Thanks for the advice Wale. LOL

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you…
Dan Weisman, Mr Really Special Birthday Celebrator
(Mr Really Special Birthday Celebrator)

Some say you’re a year older
Some say a year wiser
And some say why is a 26-year-old still celebrating their birthday
(Because I can)

New shirt – check
New hair cut – check
Nothing beats celebrating in a nice restaurant, surrounded by friends
Or in your case, surrounded by pissed off waiters singing your special Birthday song
(Happy Birthday, stranger)

Tonight you’re going to celebrate in your favorite bar
With all your friends from the office
And that should be easy
Since you work from home
(Could I get a table for one?)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh admiral of the ageless
Because even though you’re 26, you’ll always be #1 with us
(Happy Birthday to you)