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Posted by The Elitaste on 23 May 2008

Went to a midnight showing last night. I got there 30 minutes early and it seemed like all the seats were taken. However, my hawk vision spotted an opening 4 rows from the top. I quickly made my way up the stairs to ask the couple if the 3 seats surround them were taken (2 on the woman’s side, 1 on the man’s side). They each indicated the seats on either side of them were open. I kindly asked the man if he’d mind moving down one so I could sit next to my friend. He said he minded. Who says that? It’s one seat. So I then ask if this second seat next to his ugly wife/girlfriend is open, as it’s covered in a purse and jacket. It was. These people were taking up an additional three seats at a midnight showing of INDIANA JONES. Who does that?

Well, the movie sucked. It was too long. It looked horrible (was lit very poorly…pay attention to the lighting coming through the windows in every interior scene). The action was *yawn*. And the ending? ABSURD. Honestly, don’t waste your time or money. I will say this…how do you fuck that one up?

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