When I saw this first video, I thought it was fake because it was ridiculous. I then realized it wasn’t fake but it was still ridiculous. Kind of amazing though.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get more ridiculous, we have a news story about a South African family with their pet hippo Jessica. A HIPPO! They start the news piece off with “the hippo is responsible for like the most human deaths in the animal kingdom.” Just process this for a second and watch the clip. Note: peep the dog’s reaction at 1:29 when the hippo steps on him by accident. I guess there was a TV show made around Christian. I can just picture trainers off camera with their tranq guns loaded (see after the jump)

Reminds me of a funny clip in an underrated movie