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1 Comments Andy Bernard: Real American Hero

Posted by The Elitaste on 19 Jan 2009


“When I was in college, I used to get a-wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party…polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do a some body shots off myself…pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class…probably would have gotten expelled if I’d let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. Was totally awesome, got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.”

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January 19, 2009 10:42 am bferris @ Website Reply

Awesome dude…love this guy…Loved when him and Dwight proposed a fight the other night…”What weapon will you choose”,

“I choose My Bare Hands…”

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