Apparently Dr. Pepper made a music video for Tay Zonday’s “Chocolate Rain” and had him change the lyrics to “Cherry Chocolate Rain” for some new drink of theirs. I think this is the detriment of what I believe Tay is trying to say with his original song. To me, they are making fun of him. I’m not in there for this
Original version
Leona Lewis is a new artist on J Records. She was on EW’s 8 to Watch in 08 list along with Wale. Feeling this new video.
Props to Matt at Dope Couture for sending me some sweatshirts. It’s been hella cold in LA.
He sent me this

and this

BoingBoing.net has pointed out this 3 hours of MTV from 1983 (commercials and all) that is now on google video.
This is absolutely hilarious and fascinating since I was 1 year old (this many!) at the time and thus don’t remember TV from back then.
VJ Mark Goodman looks like he’s chillin’ in your basement as he slowly and methodically walks you through everything single detail of The Police’s 1983 American tour.
The VJ segments are so completely slow and quiet; it’s such a welcome change from what we see on TV now.
Pressing news that the VJ tells us about:
* “David Gilmour is planning a solo tour. The way it looks like right now Pink Floyd is pretty much on break, if they haven’t broken up all together.”
* Quiet Riot are up against Michael Jackson in Friday Night Video Fights.
* Bob Dylan world premiere video next weekend.
* Call the MTV House Phone, it’s a 1-900 number, but it only costs you 50 cents!
* Albums out this week: Billy Idol – Rebel Yell
* Black Sabbath tour dates have been announced. Loverboy dates in the next hour.
* Governor George Wallace has named October 29th Lionel Richie Day in Alabama (!!!)
Videos aired include Night Ranger, Huey Lewis, Prince, Sammy Hagar, Kansas, Michael Bolton, Quiet Riot, The Who, Nick Heyward. Wow.
Commercials:
* Vinyl compilations of what we now call yacht rock
* A sweet tape-deck for your car
* Huge boom-boxes
* MTV giving away Neil Young’s pink Cadillac
* Murray bicycles
* Wrangler Jeans
* Deal Of The Century hits theaters soon
* Atari 2600 video games
* Call your cable company now to get special hardware to hear MTV in STEREO SOUND.
* And next weekend is the “nearly all-Genesis weekend on MTV!” Woohoo!
One of the best videos of all time. Shouts to Rick Ross at Delicious Vinyl. Nope, not the bawsss Ricky Rawsss and not Freeway Ricky Ross. The white Rick Ross.
The homey Simon Rex aka Dirt Nasty made this short film. I dunno why it’s so funny but it is. Palatial Regalia.
Props to Matt at Dope Couture for sending me some sweatshirts. It’s been hella cold in LA.
He sent me this

and this


People have been asking about the Landover tee that Wale was wearing in Entertainment Weekly and Rolling Stone. Well, the homey Good Bully, the twisted mind behind the aesthetic for this site is the mastermind behind the Landover tee. As a Los Angeles resident, I am not savvy to the significance of the design but I heard it embodies the logo of the old Landover Mall in Landover, MD. I wear mine proudly around LA and occasionally get stopped by former DMV residents.
Check out Good Bully’s shop for other classics. Like this Head Games shirt right here.

Check out the Head Games tee in the newest issue of URB


Got this email in the middle of the night. I was out at a birthday party for the big homey Ben Gordon (happy 3_th!), and I thought maybe this was someone I gave my card to. I opened the email. Barrister Jossip Welber? Despite the fact I had a few vodka sodas, I definitely would have remembered meeting someone named Barrister Jossip Welber. Jossip sounds like a Jewish gossip site (a la bossip). Not only that, dude’s “reply to” email is @aim.com. Come on, if you are going to trick me, at least get a real domain name. Anyway, enjoy. Morris Thompson RIP.
From: Jossip Welber
Date: Feb 2, 2008 4:52 AM
Subject: Lets Work Together
To:
Goodday,
My name is Barrister Jossip Welber, an Attorney at Law.
I am writing to notify you of the unclaimed inheritance deposit of our late client, Mr.Morris Thompson who passed on to the Great beyond 0n Tuesday,August 24, 2004 in the Siberia Airlines Tu-154 Crash.
I got your email address through a web search engine in my quest to get a reliable individual who shall work with me in claiming this inheritance deposit since all efforts to get the biological relative has proved abortive.
Get back to me with your full names,telephone and fax numbers for more information on the amount of inheritance, procedure and legality of this claim via this email address: jwelbernl@aim.com.
Looking forward to read from you soon.
Yours Sincerely,
Jossip Welber (Attorney At Law)
Reply to this email address: jwelbernl@aim.com
This is nowhere near as good at Mike B’s (check his blog) wave of spam last year. He compiled a list of spam names. Some of them are amazing. My favorite is Trill H. Ulceration. Peep the rest:
Asinine I. Reoccupied (sounds like a hemorrhoid suppository)
Fomenting M. Relieving (sounds like an antacid)
Plumb M. Straps
Jabbered R. Memorializes
Draftier O. Programmable
Pinpointing H. Hemoglobin
Payload L. Chase (sounds like Rich Uncle Pennybag’s brother…you know, dude from Monopoly)
Norseman H. Danish
Reverie S. Tinseling
Disfigurement J. Portraits
Collaborates O. Hearkened
Ibsen G. Unconvincingly
Toast E. Mores (sounds like a great treat you’d find in your grocer’s freezer section, like Uncrustables)
Cuauhtemoc Borkholder
Snoozes B. Policyholder
Lifespan I. Parsimonious
Colossus L. Determiner
Pharaohs Q. Teasdale (sounds like the star of a new Disney Channel show)
Wreckage H. Boos
Narrative C. Kudzu
Akihito V. Hydrocarbons (sounds like a Japanese MMA fighter)
Pippin Plasencia (definitely a porn star)
Interference B. Facet
Trebles Q. Sermons
Crosswise A. Flamethrower
Foothills P. Calumniates
Ligament V. Newport
Helicopter D. Takeoffs
Fetus A. Dispiriting
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