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4 Comments Amish Fake Fireplace

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 30 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category

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I saw a commercial for this last night and thought it was just utterly absurd. It’s this fake fireplace that emits heat that you can put anywhere in your house. Throughout the whole commercial, they tout the fact that Amish people made this and how they are sticklers for craftsmanship. I thought it was a joke but these things are $587. Check out the excerpt from their website:

Real Amish Craftsmanship

The Amish are known for their kindness and humble pride in a job well done. They separate themselves from mainstream society and are recognized for their plain clothing, avoidance of modern conveniences, and superior craftsmanship. Holmes County, Ohio is home to one of the largest population of Amish in the world, and is where the heart and soul of Roll-n-Glow mantles are hand-crafted from real wood.

Real Amish Craftsmanship goes into each mantle The Amish take extraordinary pride in their innate craftsmanship ability. That’s why each and every Roll-n-Glow mantle is specially crafted to last forever. Because of this, Amish crafted mantles like these cannot be found in the national chain stores. Not only is each mantle hand-made with the utmost importance on quality, every fireplace has a hand-rubbed stain and heat resistant varnish.

Amish CraftsmanshipBecause the Amish are sticklers for quality, they only use the finest materials. Therefore, each mantle contains precision pieces, complete with fluted trim side panels and a cove trim top, all rubbed to bring out the character of the wood. It’s not just a fireplace; it is a fine piece of furniture.

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2 Comments Frank Callendo does Charles Barkley

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 28 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category


so funny

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0 Comments Lil O’Reilly

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 25 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category


Spotted at HustleCrowe

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0 Comments Negus?

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the , in the Announcements category

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0 Comments Ronald Isley f. R. Kelly “Contagious”

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 24 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category


I know this is old, but why is this song so amazing and the video so amazingly ridiculous?

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1 Comments do not see this movie “Happy Go Lucky”

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 20 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category


I just saw the trailer while posting this. I only saw this because my parents told me twice I need to go see it and then my friend Ben asked me if I wanted to go see it tonight. I’m in NY and didn’t really have anything better to do so I agreed. Horrible decision. I usually walk out of movies I don’t like and ask for my money back, but I felt bad leaving Ben. But man, this movie sucked so much. There was no point. The lead was so annoying. I was so aggravated and annoyed when I left the movie, I felt like I had just seen JUNO (or at least the first 45 minues since I walked out). Anyway, I feel like this movie could be one of those films that people might tell you is really good but it’s not. Kinda like CRASH. Don’t listen to them. It sucks

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3 Comments 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 16 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category

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2 Comments Most ridiculous mainstream movie title in recent memory

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 10 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category


Was walking down the street today and saw this poster on a construction site. I did a double take. This is a mainstream movie. Not a porno. I’m not sure if this is supposed to be funny but it’s fucking hysterical to me.

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6 Comments Such bullshit

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 09 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category


I didn’t catch this until just now but this is bullshit. The ref should not have stepped in like that. Kimbo should just get into action movies, get a video game and a cartoon and just call it a day. He’s still the man though.

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0 Comments Dungeon Family “Trans DF Express”

Article written by the brilliant The Elitaste on the 08 Oct 2008 , in the Announcements category


Cee Lo in the LV head to toe…so powerful

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