Stuff White People Like might be the funniest site I’ve ever seen. I think the funniest part about it is the textbook way they deal with explaining white people. If you wanted to school someone who has never had contact with white people on what to expect from them, this site would be perfect.
Read this entry on ASSISTS
When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.
In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper – yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.
One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
Not feeling this is much as “My Cool”
Man…I wanted to love this but I think this is a classic case of the song making the video better. I was definitely feeling the teaser more than the video. All good though. Enjoy
You know the move’s major, never minor
cause when you a true player, they never find ya
We takin trips abroad with chicks from afar
Down in Negril in the Villa gettin illa
Never know Im at the resort, readin the Robb Report
Checkin out this new wine, inhalin the cork
Million miles from the puddles the rainy days the tussles
Reign in ways to hustle, so we won’t get caught
