This video is a cool idea but gets a little tedious by the end. Saw it on Kanye’s blog and wanted to post.

So I was driving down Beverly Drive in LA with Wale a few weeks ago when I noticed a huge billboard on the side of a building featuring Timbaland wearing a t-shirt with a graphic that looked JUST like Wale. I slammed on the brakes, put it in reverse and pulled over.

it looks exactly like this

look at them side by side

notice uneven shape of the goatee (more hair at bottom right, weird angle on top left)
notice uneven glasses

thoughts?

i wanted to post on youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com but I guess they don’t exist anymore

Check him out on myspace

Wale teamed up with Suzuki to help promote their new superbike, the Hayabusa. Unfortunately we didn’t get a free bike, but they did paint a mural in honor of Wale in DC on U Street I believe. Visit www.busabeats.com to check out what they have to offer. And you can see that the graffiti artist kinda fucked up wale’s face on the close up. He looks like a character from JUMP START

or THE PJ’S

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Nip slips can only last a hungry man so long. I’ve been waiting for this day since I saw Mean Girls. I mean, this is great. This is better than when Christina Model finally took her top off

Shouts to FADER for getting this interview out of Ross. Shit is amazing. And he’s not as fat as I thought he’d be. But he still has mitties (you know, man titties).

I don’t even know what to say? Can people post their own captions in the comments?

I’d also love to know what this really is.

I believed Gatorade but not Mickey D’s. No way

The homey Simon Rex aka Dirt Nasty made this short film. I dunno why it’s so funny but it is. Palatial Regalia.

Got this email in the middle of the night. I was out at a birthday party for the big homey Ben Gordon (happy 3_th!), and I thought maybe this was someone I gave my card to. I opened the email. Barrister Jossip Welber? Despite the fact I had a few vodka sodas, I definitely would have remembered meeting someone named Barrister Jossip Welber. Jossip sounds like a Jewish gossip site (a la bossip). Not only that, dude’s “reply to” email is @aim.com. Come on, if you are going to trick me, at least get a real domain name. Anyway, enjoy. Morris Thompson RIP.

From: Jossip Welber
Date: Feb 2, 2008 4:52 AM
Subject: Lets Work Together
To:

Yours Sincerely,
Jossip Welber (Attorney At Law)
Reply to this email address: jwelbernl@aim.com

This is nowhere near as good at Mike B’s (check his blog) wave of spam last year. He compiled a list of spam names. Some of them are amazing. My favorite is Trill H. Ulceration. Peep the rest:

Asinine I. Reoccupied (sounds like a hemorrhoid suppository)
Fomenting M. Relieving (sounds like an antacid)
Plumb M. Straps
Jabbered R. Memorializes
Draftier O. Programmable
Pinpointing H. Hemoglobin
Payload L. Chase (sounds like Rich Uncle Pennybag’s brother…you know, dude from Monopoly)
Norseman H. Danish
Reverie S. Tinseling
Disfigurement J. Portraits
Collaborates O. Hearkened
Ibsen G. Unconvincingly
Toast E. Mores (sounds like a great treat you’d find in your grocer’s freezer section, like Uncrustables)
Cuauhtemoc Borkholder
Snoozes B. Policyholder
Lifespan I. Parsimonious
Colossus L. Determiner
Pharaohs Q. Teasdale (sounds like the star of a new Disney Channel show)
Wreckage H. Boos
Narrative C. Kudzu
Akihito V. Hydrocarbons (sounds like a Japanese MMA fighter)
Pippin Plasencia (definitely a porn star)
Interference B. Facet
Trebles Q. Sermons
Crosswise A. Flamethrower
Foothills P. Calumniates
Ligament V. Newport
Helicopter D. Takeoffs
Fetus A. Dispiriting